When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.
Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!
So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?
So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?
by ketchupmustardnorelish September 26, 2010
This a motor vehicle used to take part in the Mystery box Rally.
The term arises from the fact that participants sign up to take part in the Mystery box rally without knowing what car they will be using or where they are going.
The cars are of unknown quality, and are usually secondhand cars that have been pulled out of the Manheim Auction System at random, and their value could be anywhere between $100 and $10,000.
The Mystery Box rally is a spin off of the Shitbox rally, and also raises money for the Cancer Council.
The term arises from the fact that participants sign up to take part in the Mystery box rally without knowing what car they will be using or where they are going.
The cars are of unknown quality, and are usually secondhand cars that have been pulled out of the Manheim Auction System at random, and their value could be anywhere between $100 and $10,000.
The Mystery Box rally is a spin off of the Shitbox rally, and also raises money for the Cancer Council.
by Shitboxer September 13, 2013
from the hot guy you see at an amusement park to your hot neighbor next door. Mystery guys are hot and see very charming ...but in the end how do you know how they really act. After all they are a mystery guy.
Who was that mystery guy from The Grill last night? He sure was hot and had a deathly romantic stare.
by Gymnast3950 September 30, 2017
A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .
Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times
girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?
Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!
by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020
'I tried looking for the meaning of ____ or Urban Dictionary. But they didn't know either. It's an urban mystery!'
by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 May 04, 2016
To give oneself a stranger after working with concrete all day and having dry, dirty, chaffey hands. A variation on the stranger commonly used by those in construction, masonry etc.
After pouring that concrete slab yesterday I went home, gave myself a mystery mason and fell asleep. Why, what did you do?
by leirbag August 14, 2008
When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018