by RickHammer November 07, 2021
by death_metal_scottie March 09, 2007
A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021
by the cool Ratman April 03, 2007
(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)
(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!
by Scott Davies December 29, 2007
by HeadofHead May 29, 2017
by ChickenNuggetMotherFucker May 10, 2017