Mickey Mouse

A mascot of disney.

Mickey mouse says ''Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,0'-'

by Stella2763 August 12, 2025

Mickey Mouse quarter

Two dimes and a nickel. Called that because they look like Mickey Mouse when you arrange them (dimes for ears, nickels for head)

I’m out of regular quarters, but I have a couple of Mickey Mouse quarters in my pocket.

by Jalsqually August 22, 2025

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

Mickey Mouse Politics

The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.

A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.

by ArrBaby February 21, 2025

mickey mouse knockoff

A boy who has a very strong resemblance to mickey mouse

Usually had an obsession with eve.

That mickey mouse knockoff told me to add him on snap

by tswizzleissocool June 6, 2023

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023