Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018

Michael

He is really nice and sweet and he should be the army unless he is fat like me!

He is really nice Michael.

by Mike212121 January 8, 2019

Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).

Look it’s Michael (GOALS)

by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018

Michael

Michael-a guy with a big dick who is very funny and crazy and gets stoned

Oh look Leah it's Michael and his fine ass

by Tati22 June 4, 2018

Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.

This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.

by bigheadgang January 22, 2019

Michael

Has a big ass dick:)

Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)

by Idk what to say:/ May 17, 2021

Michael

Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.

Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.

by Dontgetattached August 13, 2019