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Michael

Michaels are the most genuine, caring, funny people you’ll ever meet. He tends to not realize how much beauty and potential he has, always putting others before himself even when he shouldn’t. Michaels can seem brave and cocky but are really sensitive and insecure people. He’s very funny and can bring a smile to your face with a simple “Hi,”. If you find a Michael, you’ll never want to let him go. He might say he’s an ass but deep down you know he’s just about the kindest guy you’ve met.
Person A: “Michael’s my main bitch, best friend I could ever have.”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”
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Michael gets all the butches
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Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.
Michael is amazing at academics.
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Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).
Look it’s Michael (GOALS)
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Some sexy boul
He’s such a Michael.
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Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.
“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael”
I love you, Michael”
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Has a big ass dick:)
Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)
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