max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Max

A name commonly thought of as sketchy by Latino.

Latin dudette: Yeah his name is Max 😍
Latin dude: Max, that's a sketchy name

by Yoshi565 October 3, 2015

Max

That ranga that's not really a ranga but still counts no matter what and he's not gay but has that vibe, ya know?

Person 1: "Yo, is that Max?"
Person 2: "Yeah he just came out of drama"
Person 1: "Ha, knew he did drama"
Person 2: "Ha yeah... isn't he-"
Person 1: "A gay ranga? He's not gay"
Person 2: "Really? But he's so-"
Person 1: "Yeah I know, and his hairs losing colour"
Person 2: "Still counts though"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by OhLordICannotDoThisSaveMeJesus August 5, 2019

Max

one who is a xan addict who no speak English, also is some ass at cartoon strike

did you hear about the boi who is a can addict, what a max

by jamie42 February 16, 2018

Max

A kind loving person, who never fails to impress. He is a very attractive person.He’s friends with all the girls but never really had a girlfriend, they just don’t like him like that. Max’s are normally great at basketball and baseball. Normally point guards and catchers. Max may not be the smartest on the streets but he is a straight mathematition. He’s just Max you either love him or you hate him.

Person 1: Who’s that very attractive guy that is also playing basketball.
Person 2: oh that’s max he is awesome

by Jackson a simp March 11, 2021

max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020