Veli-Matti

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.
Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.
by Veli-matti November 20, 2021
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Mad man matty

It’s Mad man matty , oh no !!
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Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp
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Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse
You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.
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matty z

matty z is a sick lad
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chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.
Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.
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c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 February 20, 2011
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