Aunt: Why don’t any of em Dennis Massachusetts kids be going to school?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?
by Aplusich November 13, 2018

A lesbian from Massachusetts who dates another woman who has a son that wears cardigan and flip-flops to the club.
by Doinggodsworkkkk September 16, 2022

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

When you combine piss and cum from both participating partners inside a gallon ziploc bag and then use it as a cooking marinade, eating the food in said marinade with your partner the next day
Bro 1: DAMN, this lobster boil good as hell
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade
Bro 2: thanks, me and Cheryl made it with our Massachusetts marinade
by Big eats April 24, 2024

When a person from Massachusetts says they're gay, they sleep with everyone regardless of gender to make themselves feel better about being a slut.
Bob- Did she just reealy sleep with 5 people in a day I thought she was gay?
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay
by Zoku535 March 10, 2024

by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s red sunburn then waits until it dries before peeling it off and eating it.
by Clunkydih333 July 10, 2025
