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Marty Massage

A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!

Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)

Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.

Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?

Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!

Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!

Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.

Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.

Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 1, 2011
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Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.
Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*
by firefox098089 November 13, 2023
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Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day
I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.
by 247 JAK November 18, 2023
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Marty Manbear

Makes YTP
His Biggest video has almost 200k views.
(No one is on YouTube anymore)
Youngin-“Bro who is Marty Manbear”
Oldhead-“Some youtuber who has no post schedule
Youngin-“oh”
Oldhead-“Wanna head back to my place?”
by Bear011 February 6, 2024
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get it marty

Get it Marty, meaning to encourage somebody, cheer them on for doing anything really. They're normally referring to the former guitarist of Megadeth, Marty Friedman.

It started off on Pinterest when someone commented it, and then others do it. So it's mainly just an inside joke for the Marty Friedman/Megadeth fans. Whenever they see a picture of Marty they say "Get it Marty!"
"Wow! Look at Marty playing the guitar, he sure can shred!"

"Get it Marty!"
by friedmania December 9, 2023
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Marty D

This word depicts an individual that is arrogant and commonly expresses distaste towards issues they created.

Marty D’s are typically cruely manipulative to a fault, and are the type to throw adult temper tantrums which consist of being loud to prove a point, and menacing and emotional endangerment of other conversation participants.

Marty D is also the ex-husband of Janet Mary Crunican that inspired the book “The Fight of The Mind”.
Don’t pull a Marty D…we don’t need another adult temper tantrum
by crunistan67 September 23, 2023
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