Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

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makalay

A girl with super empathy, can read your mind without u making any action.
Short, beautiful, with a beautiful skin and a freak.
Has the largest forehead you could come across.

A devil with angelic heart, yet hard to trust...but could do anything for one she loves.

You are a makalay - you read minds
Stop being a makalay- stop being freaky
You look makalicious- you are short and beautiful.

by icEColDrApPer May 18, 2023

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marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore

my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!

by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023

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Markylah

A very VERY pretty girl. She has a goofy laugh, and is so much fun to be around. She is kind, funny, and gives excellent hugs. If you know a Markylah, be her friend :). Now. :)

We love Markylah

by Nani <3 November 19, 2023

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Markylah

A very VERY pretty girl with a goofy laugh. She is kind, funny, and gives lovely hugs. She has wonderful energy to be around. If you know a Markylah, be her friend. Now.

CRCHS LUVS MARKYLAH ☆

by Nani <3 November 19, 2023

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