B Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of Five sharps or flats.

B major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
B C# D# E F# G# A# B

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

major emily

1. a major whore who spreads her legs for men who are in love with other women. usually, a major emily is fat and repulsive and unable to attain anything better than men who are repulsed by her, but who have been rejected by the women whom they love

2. semen lavatory

3. fat cunt whore

ever since the girl i love broke up with me, i've been fucking an emily every week, a major one, but i can't take the pictures of my ex off the wall, or stop calling my ex every day. . .i guess i'll have to try to get over the love of my life by fucking this major emily

by Briar Rose January 2, 2008

math major

Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.

Quarter after means fifteen after the hour, not twenty-five past, math major.

by Sun-El March 5, 2009

Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.

The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.

by Jambone March 29, 2004

English Major

A future English teacher.

Person 1: What major are you doing?
Person 2: I'm an English Major.
Person 1: I didn't know you wanted to be a teacher.

by Godyr March 20, 2013

Major Lolage

when somthing is too good to just be loled at and when it reaches the hight of lol it becomes major lolage it can also be used to describe an event

that video was major lolage!!

by Emma Haddow March 6, 2008

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020