get off my dick

When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"

like get of my nut sack...
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...
by blthrskt August 28, 2005
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Showed Her My Dick

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.
Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.
by Mr.FancyPants December 27, 2008
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knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!
by Scotty1962 May 27, 2017
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slam my dick in the dirt

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.
by John March 14, 2005
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waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back
"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"
by mrdew December 22, 2017
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waving my dick in the wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"
by P.I. Staker August 01, 2007
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