the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
by Jowuhepona69 March 01, 2017
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025
Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019
by MKE2021 June 18, 2022
A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
by Rekivile July 30, 2018
Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021