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tactical munt

Georgie made the mistake of going hard early and had to take a tactical munt as it was only 8pm and the party was just starting to warm up.
by iamnotanumber10 July 8, 2021
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munted gunty

A rather obese woman's vaginal area, where on initial glance it looks like biggest cameltoe you have ever seen. On closer you realise that it is infact her tummy flab tucked deep into her underpants and given an atomic wedgie.
Check the munted gunty out on that double-bagger. Lucky it wasn't a cameltoe cos that fucker would have stank like a fishmongers after a very hot, humid summer day.
by Therterkerjerbs August 27, 2023
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Munting Dweeb

A ugly nerd.
Can also be used as a general insult or friendly banter between friends.
Person 1: Hey are you free today?
Person 2: No sorry got a load of homework to do :(
Person 1: Omd, you're such a munting dweeb :P
by Thatbabe June 1, 2014
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out the munt

for something to be incredibly stacked, in over-abundance, or to the max.
yo my collection of dildos is out the munt.
by marty M. February 2, 2019
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Munt punter

A bloke (usually ugly) who trawls nightspots collecting duds and rejects after all the half-decent tottie have found kennels for the night.
I say, Ethel. Down that pint of absinthe! Time us girls took leave of this fine establishment before the munt punters turn up!
by Patrick Staton September 13, 2009
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munt boots

Fur topped sheepkin footwear, orinally started by the Ugg boot, worn all year long by Chavs with inappropriate dress sense
Hey Ian look at that Chav wearing munt boots in the middle of summer! What a munter!
by Andrew Lidstone November 5, 2007
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