Mr. Derp

Quite possibly the best South Park character ever created. Temporarily replaced Chef in the episode "The Succubus." His name is derived from the word derp which has been used for centuries for no particular reason.

"Chef is gone, so let me introduce myself. I'm your new cook, Mr. Derp!" (DUN DUUUUUN)

by Mr. Derp owns you August 29, 2005

Mr. Mal

The literal greatest teacher ever conceived by God. He shows us memes every Friday.

Anthony: Mr. Maaaaaal
Mr. Mal: *trips on cord* Oh, hey Anthony

by Mr. Mal's greatest student November 26, 2019

Mr Blobby

A very much REAL, carnivorous blob of jelly-like substance. Mr Blobby has the ability to grow, shrink or change shape at will but generally looks like a slimy beanbag with two stick-like arms. He is extremely bad tempered and has a tendency to attack first, ask questions later. (or never) He was formed by the tears of a young girl who had recently had her heart broken. Mr Blobby popped into existence, ATE HER TORMENTOR and from that day on became INVINCIBLE!

WATCH OUT MR BLOBBY IS COMING TO EAT YOU! OM NOM NOM!

by Loren P September 20, 2013

mrs. titsball

she thinks she a freaking saint. But she's the opposite. She keeps dead bodies in her closet of the art room. She really likes to dig holes and climb in and tak ea picture and post it on instagram.

ayyyyyy mrs. titsball biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhh oh sorry saint titsball

by clobamacare November 13, 2019

Mr. Nightmare

The most prominent YouTuber in the horror community. Uploads allegedly true scary stories submitted by viewers along with imagery, music, and effects that make it entertaining asf. Recently hit 5 mill on YouTube. From New York. Does not interact with his fans much but we do know his real name is Tyler Benjamin Ventura and his mother recently had cancer.

Kohn Jasinski: "Bro i'm funna hop on Youtube what do I watch"
Jwayne Dohnson: "bro you gotta fr watch Mr. Nightmare dude's one of the best youtubers alive"
Kohn Jasinski: "ight bet"

by unintelligent human June 29, 2020

mr flores

Another word for "pedophile" its more polite and isnt as inimidating of a word when said to people

Josh:What happened Anthony?
Anthony:I was hurt emotionally and physically by a Mr flores

by Jason z February 1, 2014

Mr. Jeans

A Teacher at The Hockaday school who seems cool at first but is actually really cool. He sometimes gives out test that are hard af.

Mr. Jeans gave us another history test and I’m so stressed.

by CrazyGranny23 September 26, 2019