Mom

She has been with you through your whole life. Hell, she GAVE you life. She would do anything for you and has always wanted the best things to come your way. She has shaped you to be the person you are now. She is a kind, compassionate, hardworking, charismatic person who you love dearly.

Man she's so good with kids
I know. She has to be a Mom

by Mikky_mouse158 April 4, 2017

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Mom

Mom doesn’t like you

Me: hey mom
Mom: I don’t like you

by Stop stealing my pseudonym November 3, 2019

Mom

The best person in the world

Mom is the best

by Ducky B + R May 13, 2017

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

Mom

someone that gave you birth so don’t be a disrespectful dick

some random person: i hate women, they belong in the kitchen

also them comming out of your moms vagina

by aleyna lol May 26, 2021

Mom

GAY

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
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by joemamaifgay November 1, 2019