Minecraft

A game played by literal gods.

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by onebadbaby August 26, 2019

Minecraft

it’s not a game; it’s a lifestyle

Person 1: MOB SO ICY, WONDER WHY THEY KILL ME, I’M JUST MINING
Person 2: hell yeah it’s Minecraft my nibba

by Miningwitabedsheet October 17, 2019

Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game that makes neckbeards who hate Fortnite think that they’re cool

Minecraft is so wholesome 100 chungus Keanu

by Mowlough April 26, 2020

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

minecraft is a brilliant game where you use blocks to build stuff and survive, it is a block game and block game takes all the pain away

person 1: hey man, wassup?

person 2: i’m playing MINECRAFT, i’ll talk later

by braingobrrrr January 18, 2021