Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.

Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."

by Binsky September 30, 2012

EA Minutes

The length of time used to describe how long you'll be delayed to complete a certain task when playing a EA sports game. (e.g Fifa, Madden)

Mom 'can you you do the dishes now?'

me 'ive just got 20 EA Minutes left of this game!'

by drkanyewest December 18, 2012

ass minutes

A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum

Ill give you some good ass minutes

by Fickie April 21, 2018

pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes

"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"

by whateversara January 20, 2018

ass minutes

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.

"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"

by walletbro May 7, 2018

7 minutes in the spirit realm.

A game commonly played by one person, usually an emo person. In this game, someone goes into a closet, and waits until they reach an out of body experience. A 3rd step could be added where you summon a demon.

Person 1: Dude I played 7 minutes in the spirit realm. It was not easy.
Person 2: It's easier with weed.

by Razorclaw the crab May 28, 2019

Bus minutes

Every one minute is 5.75 buss minutes

Wow it was 35 bus minutes to Reno

by Thebusminuteguy October 18, 2019