1) Lacking feelings, emotions and empathy for anyone else in the world besides one's own self due to having O.C.D. behaviors related to years of addiction to one's phone, texting, social media, messaging and/or all related areas which therefore evolve into personality dysfunctions in society connected with A.D.D., A.D.H.D. and/or any related emotional personality defects caused from one's addiction to electronics.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
2) The inability to connect one's own personal emotions, wants, needs and desires with that of the feelings, emotions and desires of another person or any other human being in this world due to the Narcissistic traits caused by "Swipe Right Syndrome" and/or other related apps, games or any related technology device .
3) Inability to communicate.
4) Lacking or missing the trait known as real humanistic Love for another human being since a human being does not require a plug or outlet to recharge their battery known as their Heart.
5) Missing an emotional understanding of how their lack of face-to-face communication and communication overall can/will greatly affect other people in this world, especially those closest to them.
Millennial Communication Disorder (MCD) can be defined as one or more of the above definitions but better expressed in the example of the following:
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
A caring, loving individual has recently been hurt by the person they felt they were closest to in life by being "unintentionally" ghosted for the past 3 days or more. They then finally reach out to the ghoster with a direct call response of..."Babe! Why haven't you got back to me or even reached out to me in 3 days?!? Did I say something wrong? What did I do? Are you seeing somebody else?? Where did I go wrong??"
Babe's response: "Oh no hun, I didn't even think about you. I'm sooooo Sorry baby, smooches! I love you!! So how've you been? Wanna go out this weekend? If so, I'll text you!...if I remember, hopefully I'm not busy. Hmmmmm...not sure. Okay babe? Chat later...Kbye!" :)
by Ohsider November 1, 2019
Get the millennial communication disorder (mcd)mug. Millennial, a reference to the properly named Generation Y, is a derogatory nickname given to those born between 1981-1994. Every resentful thing said about this generation by those that are either from a previous generation or those of the generations that follow Gen Y are actually psychological projections of the beliefs they hold about themselves and their own generation(s). Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.
"Millennials". Are the scapegoat generation for the Boomers and their greed, Xr's and their apathy and Gen Z's of their ignorance and conformist, non-questioning, hedonistic, self-righteous attitudes.
At least Millennials can own up to and learn from previous mistakes, whether those be their own, that of their forebears or those who come after them.
Gen Y is the generation of "Why?" The most important question of all, the second being "How?".
If you aren't a millennial than it sucks to be you. At least we know who we are.
"Millennials". Are the scapegoat generation for the Boomers and their greed, Xr's and their apathy and Gen Z's of their ignorance and conformist, non-questioning, hedonistic, self-righteous attitudes.
At least Millennials can own up to and learn from previous mistakes, whether those be their own, that of their forebears or those who come after them.
Gen Y is the generation of "Why?" The most important question of all, the second being "How?".
If you aren't a millennial than it sucks to be you. At least we know who we are.
Those damned millennials, always questioning authority and preconceived notions on the world and how it ought to be and why it's the way it is. Sitting in their parents basement because their parents generation were a bunch of greedy ***** and searching for the truth and answers on how to make the world a better place for those tome come (Hi there Gen Z)
by Amicus_SicSemperTyrannis July 22, 2022
Get the Millennialmug. when someone (specifically a millennial) starts recording, freezes for a second to make sure its recording, and then continue what they were doing. kinda like when your watching the news and it flips the camera to a news reporter overseas or something and they kind of just stand there for an awkward few seconds and then start talking.
*a video on tiktok*
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
Get the millennial pausemug. by The Nicole Brand March 10, 2019
Get the millennial moneymug. Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Planmug. Millennials, also known as "Members of the Spice Girls Generation", will be the largest population in the United States by 2050.
by Millennialspice August 19, 2021
Get the Millennialmug. by TheShlow October 1, 2019
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