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Sweat Memory

An old shirt that carries bacteria in the armpits causing your armpits to sweat more profusely than usual. The shirt will have visible signs of sweating under both armpits where the shirt has wet through due to sweating. The visible signs of sweaty armpits are nowhere near as severe when wearing a brand new shirt, this is because the shirt has no bacteria, or "Sweat Memory". You have previously sweated in that shirt and the shirt remembers it.
Man I have sweaty armpits today, its because my shirt has sweat memory.
by LeLenneff November 8, 2017
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Catalog Memory

Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
by patrick fitzpatrick March 6, 2011
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Memory Bug

A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.
Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.

Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?

I love your.....everything.

The above are examples of Memory bugs.
by Jacob Forquer May 5, 2008
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Pornographic memory

I started saying this about 20 years ago to make the girl's laugh. It's pretty self explanatory. Use it instead of photo. It's one of those words people look back at you, like "did he just say that?".
Of course I will remember, I have a pornographic memory!
by Tnutz May 24, 2023
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memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!
I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.
by QJO July 13, 2017
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Hollow memory

A memory of something that is barely memorable but still residual enough in memory for one to have a vague memory of that memory.
I have a hollow memory of a dog from years ago.
by Ben El July 11, 2016
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