Max

A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.

GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.

by Anonymous3445 January 4, 2010

Max

Max, usually black haired and most likely to be a little emo, they are very quiet about things but when you meet a max they will make you laugh just walking past them, if you meet a max make sure you stay forever friends as you will never meet someone like max again he also uses XD an awful lot too 😂❤️

#max got asked out by Amelia today, doesn’t surprise me they are perfect together 😍❤️😂

by 🔥Hop🔥 May 17, 2018

Maxed

when in a joking manner you cook , flame or roast someone until they Get pressed and fold.

aye bruh i maxed him last week

by YvngBean August 14, 2018

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Max

That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.

Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?

Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano

by thatgayoompaloompa November 3, 2019

Max

A name commonly thought of as sketchy by Latino.

Latin dudette: Yeah his name is Max 😍
Latin dude: Max, that's a sketchy name

by Yoshi565 October 3, 2015