by Youdontknowwhattosaid February 9, 2022
Get the Martha einsholdmug. The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
by Kevalo May 25, 2025
Get the Chocolate Martha Stewartmug. Martha is a Trump supporter and it is really her only personality trait. Her favourite song is “real women vote for Trump”. Martha is a middle aged woman and she’s a dedicated christian.
by jessgurrrrrrrrrrrrr December 1, 2020
Get the marthamug. Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.
by LRPeer March 29, 2024
Get the That Martha Stewartmug. Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.
"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"
by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025
Get the Chocolate Martha Stewartmug. Either of these two:
1) A poor woman who has to live with the curse of living with inanimate objects that sing.
2) The shared name of Batman and Superman's mothers.
1) A poor woman who has to live with the curse of living with inanimate objects that sing.
2) The shared name of Batman and Superman's mothers.
by ThunderclashPrime October 28, 2021
Get the Marthamug. Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before
Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar
by emi goodman June 3, 2022
Get the Martha robertsmug.