lump of cheese

a fat bitch.

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky

by lilpumpstan69 April 21, 2018

Spyder Lumps

A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.

When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.

by spyder lumps November 22, 2011

jenny lump

A fat lump on your body that is due to prolonged exposure to annoying or very toxic people or JENNY

Whoa dude that is one large Jenny lump

by Mc Homeslice November 11, 2017

dick lump

A very Irritable person who gets on your nerves and you want to hurt them very badly.

Get outta here you friggin dick lump.

by Grillz master 3000 June 11, 2006

lump sucker

A guy who is into fat chicks. Usually super skinny sometimes almost anorexic.

see Chubby chaser

jimmy: Hows Larson doing?
fredrick: He's dating Felicia
Jimmy: That lump sucker

by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014

Ken Lump

No penis, just a lump- like the ken dolls lump

Do you have a ken lump?

by BarbieTeet August 24, 2009

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020