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Lower Cape Truckie

JobTown resides a little farther away from the bridge; but can hang with the saltiest of city jakes
-“Wow!! whos that hero on top of that new ladder truck saving everyone??”

-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie
by JobJuiceJunkie December 21, 2022
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Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’
Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.
by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025
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let us go lower

before you deny this. i took over an hour to create it and it is actually not that bad of a a game

let's go lower
a game played within a boy and girl.

girl wears a blind fold

she then puts her hand on the boys shoulder

the boy then says higher or lower

this will determine the direction of the way the girl slides her hand.

depending on the age there is a time limit

if the boy gets a boner then the girl wins the game

if the boy doesnt get the girls hand lower then his waist he loses the game

if the girl doesnt do what the guy says then the boy wins.
" suzy put on this blind fold and lets play "let us go lower"
by liveing 4n erver May 29, 2013
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lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.
the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant
by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024
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Lower Oxford

A nickname for Lake Orion, used by their northerly neighbor's in Oxford.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go somewhere to eat?"

Person 2: "Sure, but definitely not Lower Oxford."
by DesignedDino July 28, 2023
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lower 48

Nickname for a topographical map wif a certain number of irregular-shaped sections dat you can literally color all different separate hues by using each and every one of da wax sticks from Crayola's famous tall-cube-shaped box.
Including a good-sized "lower 48" page together wif a next-to-da-largest common set of crayons is an excellent way to let da young recipient of said lovely gift easily and sensibly try out all of da assorted colors in da box right away, since he/she will merely need to fill in one section apiece wif each of da markers, effortlessly ensuring da resulting "patchwork quilt" effect will be pleasing on da eyes for anyone who views said child's artwork afterwards. Extra points if you thought to pre-mark each map-sector wif an appropriate color-directive, so dat da budding artist will know how to fill them in wif appropriately-alternating light/dark/pale/bright hues to create maximum contrasts and even colors-distribution among da various sections.
by QuacksO July 7, 2023
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lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.
Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.
by suckitttt July 29, 2014
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