anon logic

The poorly backed-up and supported "logic" wannabe trolls on Tumblr say.

Anonymous: no, you made fun of that person who posted that so you should die.
indiespencer: um... if everybody who has ever made fun of anybody were required to die, I think we'd have an apocalypse on our hands. Great use of anon logic.

by indiespencer July 31, 2011

dean logic

a state of confusion resulting from being the therefore mentioned Dean. common sense and the ability to reason are askewed in a manner reflecting "the new breed of man"

Just because that girl said hi to you doesnt mean she is in love with, man you have some Dean logic; by the way, she was a sea donkey anyway.

by spank e monk e August 27, 2004

Casino Logic

a form of reason acquired by spending far too much time at a casino. a player, typically down a considerable amount of money, will use any excuse possible to convince themself that the odds are far greater in their favor than they are. It is normally accompanied by multiple superstitions.

Guy 1: Dude did you just put all of your rent money down on black??

Guy 2: Yeah man, it's hit red 4 times in a row so I'm pretty much guaranteed to win.

Guy 1: WTF? Your casino logic is going to make us homeless.

by John Coktoastin October 17, 2009

Fevens Logic

Thinking process of coming to the worst possible solution, tendencies to be stubborn, no matter how right you are and how wrong they are, they never admit it.

Did you hear what that guy said? He said those guy's suck at Call of Duty 4, their record is 80-5. That's Fevens Logic for you.

by Monster Joff September 9, 2009

logician

what most people are not here

if for every logician here, i would have a dime, then i ...

(one dime falls from the sky)

by q13et5 February 12, 2010

Side Chick Logic

When a mistress has launched herself so far into a slutty abyss that she begins to think her foolish ways are that of a self respecting woman.

Hoe 1:
If you think about it, I actually helped. Whatever he wasn't getting from her, he got from me. I strengthened their relationship.

Hoe in Recovery:
Stop! That's just blatant side chick logic. Believe me Girrrl.

Passer-by:
Wow... Look at Thot

by Kool Aid Chef May 13, 2014

logi bear

A cuddly animal most commonly found in the pantry; this animal loves cookies and other sweets.

1. Quick, hide the cookies before the logi bear gets them!

2. -Hey hunny.. do you know what happened to the muffins that were in the pantry?

-Why no dear, i guess the logi bear ate them.

by Adrian Simor December 18, 2008