The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018
Get the The Wind Lizardmug. A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022
Get the Lobby Lizardmug. by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015
Get the lizard squadingmug. To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
Get the Hatch lizardmug. by BURRLT01 March 18, 2023
Get the The Fancy Lizardmug. Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.
“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”
by beeflizardman November 23, 2019
Get the Beef Lizardmug. Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
Get the misting the lizardmug.