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i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing
Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat
by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015
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Literary Homosexuals

One who speaks with correct pronunciation and in old english. They are commonly found in rich urban areas throughout the United States. They usually have a habit of correcting others grammar and oral language. They find themselves to be completely perfect at the language of English, and deny anybody correcting them if they do indeed happen to make a mistake. They can become extremely annoying over time and can even cause people to question they're sexuality preference.
Literary Homosexuals:

They will type with correct punctuation and grammar and usually speak in a formal manner:
"Hello my fellow colleague. How was your day at school? Mine was fantastic, thank you for asking!"

They even sometimes correct you for small mistakes in your speech.

"Alright, me and Matt are going to get lunch." -Person
"Matt and I.*" - Literary Homosexual.

These people are continuing to grow in wealthy areas that are moderately populated. Watch out, because they increase in their obsession with Literary perfection, and continue to enforce anger in people around them.
by steph422 September 9, 2011
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literal trash

A scene way to compliment thy self in the uttermost respect of your being a trashy scenester. (Almost similar to being a sick grunge m8)
Her, with her ripped jeggings and her saggy beanie ejecting her spiky side fringe (only on the LEFT because she knows she is never alRIGHT) into the air while she ponders upon her scenester look and congratulates herself for being... The most perfect of "Literal Trash", is absolutely correct, for the first time in her life, as she knows... It can't get any trashier than the scene life. "Congratulations once again," She whispers under her breath for only herself to hear "You perfect pile of literal trash".
by Trashy Snitch April 5, 2016
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literal fucking hell of a place

an absolute terrible place that gives people depression for example PP’s spanish class. truly a bad place i must say
this class literal fucking hell of a place
by student of PP December 29, 2018
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Literally Close Friends

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.
Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.
by nont0Xic March 21, 2019
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Literal Larry

That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!
Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1 's new post?Literal Larry rocks!
by anonymous April 15, 2021
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literally boygenius

A popular term used on tiktok referring to super group boysgenius, comprised of phoebe bridgers, julien baker, and lucy dacus, where when a fan sees any three things correlated with eachother they’ll say “literally boygenius”
“Did you see those three cats?”
“Oh yeah! they were literally boygenius. The orange ones julien, the black ones lucy, and the grey ones phoebe!”
by Cheese2pointo June 24, 2023
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