lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018

Orgasm Lard (orangasm)

A god on the discord server ISAA. They are extremely awkward ant they always chat stalk because they r very shy and dont fit in the enviroment

Orgasm Lard (orangasm) is me btw :3

by orangasm February 2, 2020

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Lard Ass

Bean joober

Bean joober is a lard ass

by bean250joob August 14, 2021

Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.

Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard

by Lardylard December 23, 2019