Lang

A lang is a langie lang BOMBOCLATE you are my sunshine 🌞 my only sunshine ☀️

you make me happy 😊
when sky’s are gray 🩶
you’ll never know dear 👱🏼 ♀️
how much i love u 🥰

plz don’t take my sunshine⛅️away🏃 ♀️
Lang Lang Lang Lang Lang

Lang helped me to get the thing from the broom closet and got shitted on by 60 gay black men

by djt1234djt April 07, 2024

Lang

A long person that’s lame as hell

Boy you bout lang as hell! -@1primeatl

by PrimeAtl April 23, 2022

Lang

First it was peng then leng now the all new lang used by the dusty Yutes back in London aka the chavs aka moohit

Moohit: that guy looking kinda lang

by yournanslefttoe September 03, 2021

Lang

Someone who got swag

Look at him he so lang.

by Funer May 18, 2022

Lang

Lang means your not cute not attractive basically just ugly just not it period

This shordyyy is so Lang

Ayo bro mama is so Lang it’s not even funny

by RomanNickiManji April 12, 2021

Lang

A person of unnatural height and gangly in stature

Where's Ed at the posh, lang, cunt?

by ABC13456 February 20, 2014

Michael Lang

A Michael Lang is usually a person who enjoys eating ass and doing dumb stunts. A Michael Lang also enjoys having sex anywhere he can, usually somewhere crazy and unheard of like the kicthen counter. He also likes to brag about how large his penis is and shows it off to everyone by sending them videos of his weener

Guy1. Hey did you see michael lang last night?
Guy2. Yea i heard he has a big dick
Guy1. Nah homie you trippin he uses photoshop

by purplenurple420 February 04, 2019