Lucky Shit

Luck in literal shit...

It is a common Russian superstition that bird feces are good luck

Thanks Dwyane Wade, the 13 time NBA allstar that believes this too

I just lost my faith in humanity

One of the weirdest superstitions is lucky shit.

by peoplearecrazy April 16, 2022

Lucky Scab

When your friend makes you feel like you are Lucky but really means that you have lost out and it is going to hurt like a bad scab that takes weeks heal.

Please don't pick at the scab or you chose the wrong meal at the restaurant or you may be a "lucky scab".

by Hobbs House July 2, 2019

Lucky J

When a girl gives you head with braces and your lucky enough not to get cut.

"Ey bro, you know Whitney?"
"Yeah that broad with the braces"
"Mhm, she gave me head yesterday"
"So she gave you Lucky J?"

by 3 Palm November 23, 2013

Lucky Charms

When you put an emoji between every other word to make a post annoying and unreadable as all hell. First done by MLM moms posting about spam, then taken by gen z-ers and made ironic to the extreme by overdoing it and using it for spammy copy pasta .

That 👉 guy 🚶 ♂️Is so annoying 🙄 he 🧔🏼Thinks 🧠🤔 it’s 😎 cool 😎 to ✌️Spam 🥪 posts 🚏 like 👍 this 👇 with 🍀 Lucky Charms 🍀

by Millennial z May 23, 2019

lucky scrote

A not so popular scum bag who is rather fortunate in some way.

That's his fifth hole in one this year, what a lucky scrote!

by scrote12 December 22, 2009

Lucky charms

A pet name for a gay man's balls or testicles.

Is that a little feather boa on your rainbow dick? Now that we're a thing your lucky charms belong to me now cause your my bitch get that kumosabi?

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023