keegans pants

maddy REALLY LOVES keegan’s pants 👖👖😍😍

keegans pants: maddy will you marry me?
maddy: OMG YES OFC!!!

by keegan’s pants September 18, 2021

Joseph Keegan

A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.

Simon: why is that guy touching a deaf dog

Jason: it's normal, he's a Joseph Keegan

by OpenNet misses August 18, 2024

keegan ht

a man so pretty you will fall harder for him than chris rock
gah damn i wanna smash

keegan ht is so sexy i want to fuck him in the asshole(s)
no way me too

by sugionojeven May 22, 2022

Keegan Damage

When you have less than 500 damage at the end of a warzone rebirth game

Player 1 - 12 kills (3120 damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)

Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)

by Lucky charm phenomenon August 06, 2021

Keegan Damage

Less than 500 damage by end of rebirth game

That man has Keegan damage

by DIXlE Rect August 02, 2021

Keegan Hockey

So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.

keegan hockey is gay man

by Yung Cheese July 02, 2019