A guy who skips school every other day, a guy who always has a reason...
His looks are out of this world though. Very Lucious hair.
His looks are out of this world though. Very Lucious hair.
by Traquavian Funglebopper April 13, 2022
Get the Keeganmug. Giraffe-like and usually bad at basketball. DO NOT DATE u may turn gay after dating him (all with love)
Did you see that girl who dated Keegan, she's a carpet muncher now and he still believes he'll be in the NBA.
by justthetruthlol December 12, 2023
Get the Keeganmug. Average hieght, skinny, average cock, mixed with white and black, and a 7/10 at best. He plays lots of video He smokes weed a bit, but or else just a average computer nerd who jerks off to much and does well in school without trying. Once you meet him you realize he is a cynical atheist who is super offensive for the sake of it. Consistantly using slurs and not giving two fucks what people think. He loves guitar, PC's, loves coding with c#, and plays in the jazz band. The best way a Keegan is described is "He's a smartass and is a dick to anyone he doesn't like. Using sarcasm and subtle ways to fuck with said person, but he is a good friend and will listen when you got problems."
by MrWankpants October 4, 2019
Get the Keeganmug. Keegan C. Ball is a specialist in the art of the griddy. Keegan was born somewhere on a day in a year between now and then and he has take this time to perfect his art and will continue to do so till his last breath. Keegan C. Ball is truly a man of the future and is working to make the world a better place every day with his alpha male attitude that he uses on the daily to sweep the competitive field of big 2. Keegan C. Ball is also known for losing money in the recent 2024 super bowl but he did in fact get the Gatorade colour correct. What a legend.
by MrMeseek April 7, 2024
Get the Keegan C. Ballmug. Get the Keeganmug. by Ultra Man Man December 3, 2022
Get the Keeganmug. to be a keegan you must fulfill the entire following criteria;
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
girl: oooh dang gurl u got u a keegan? big oof u is a lucky one
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much
girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
by bigdickenergy December 9, 2018
Get the keeganmug.