Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.

that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!

by MilfMasher November 22, 2021

Kettle

The term used for when Marcus was whacked on the head with a kettle for sounding too english. Ouch.

Mbai: Soyboy got kettled again
Soyboy: :(

by Soybo y November 26, 2021

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 2, 2021