by acool10 May 26, 2017
A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
by PencilFullOfLead September 06, 2017
I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.
Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.
All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
by Ohio will suck forever June 28, 2020
by fakecrying101 April 14, 2020