Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.
Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
by Erikgp October 23, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017
Get the Jonathanmug. I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009
Get the Jonathanmug. a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
by legs21 January 21, 2010
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......
by Smeer Felatio September 18, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. This is the best type of person you'll ever meet. If you ever feel like your world is ending they will be there for you no matter what. If you have a chance to have a Jonathan in your life never ever, in your life let them go they are the best thing that will ever happen to you, and i say this from experience. If you ever fall in love with a Jonathan don't let them go and don"t ruin it because seriously they are the best type of boyfriend you will ever find. Trust me they may not be cute and sometimes they may but they are the best. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a Jonathan in my life. You can tell him anything and he wont tell anyone no matter what.
Girl 1: Hey your dating Jonathan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.
by girl_deeply_in_love October 26, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug.