Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 18, 2023
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Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.
Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.
by Living_for_kay_cook November 09, 2019
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Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 17, 2008
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Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
by Rewcifer December 09, 2010
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jonah bride

the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
by <3 ajj and mkm January 28, 2009
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Jonah Bruyns

"Hey Jonah Bruyns, you smell like fish sex."
by whori02 May 20, 2020
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