John

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.

No Johns

by Kinkydong April 9, 2019

John

A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.

John is so amazing 😉

by Pink harley October 8, 2019

John

John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.

Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖

by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.

"Fuck you John"

by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022

John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022