Jacob

A pothead alcoholic who is a slacker but still nice .

That guy is such a Jacob!

by Random2322 December 21, 2015

Jacob

1: A total Douche-Bag. 2: A guy that totally sucks in every way possible. 3: Someone who secretly won't admit they are gay. 4: Virgin.

Dude you are such a Jacob!

by The Gay Pirates January 22, 2011

Jacob

Jacob is a strong man with a huge heart. He is a jack of all trades. Very caring man. Loves working with his hands. He is in his mid 30s. A father who loves his children. A boyfriend and future husband. Who loves with all his heart. He is very smart. Sometimes a smart ass but most the time a scruffy teddy bear.

Jacob, you wear your heart on your sleeve. But it is so nice to know a great man like you is mine. You are one in a million.

by VannaBear5 July 31, 2018

Jacob

1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.

Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"

Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"

Person 1: "Figures..."

by The Best Bear March 30, 2013

jacob

a fuckboy who fucks over anyone who actually cares about him

if you ever meet a jacob stay away

he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)

he's being such a Jacob

by trumplingus November 17, 2016

Jacob

Typically a sexy ginger. Like of all the gingers, they are at the top.

Do you want some ginger? Yeah, I love me some Jacob.

by TheOne&OnlyManders December 22, 2012

jacob

jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass

ohhhhh jacob harder baby

by ohhhhhhh yeaaaa jacob November 30, 2017