Religion

Billions of people hallucinating at the same time. Not to be confused with a few people hallucinating, which is considered insanity.
Religion is for the weak-minded, who refuse to face the insignificance of human life.
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The definition of {religion} is what makes you believe a certain culture for example: {Islam} , {Christianity} , {Sikhisim} , {Buddhisim} , {Hinduisim} and more. Some religions have a story that forms that religion
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The search for an answer to a question and making your own answer and calling it correct and that everyone else is wrong.
Guy 1“How was the Earth created?”
Guy 2“God.”
Guy 3“No, there is evidence that it was

evolution not religion.”
Guy 2“NO, I SAY IT WAS GOD SO IT WAS GOD!”
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Type of belief; characterized system of faith. Millions of religions have been created, with Christianity; Islam; and Judaism being at the most known types although there are still others.
He believes in a religion; he's religious!
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the idea of worshiping some magical space alien
all praise giant space baby of our religion
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Religion is a con trick for retards.
"What's your religion?"

"Oh no, sorry, I don't have any imaginary friends."
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"An organized panic about death" - Dylan Moran, Irish comedian

Largely centers around the fetishistic worship of an invisible sky fairy, who will send you to be tortured for all eternity unless you love him/her/it. Apparently gives free licence for child abuse, war and acts of terrorism, as well as being an insufferable bore at dinner parties.
Having studied world religions for three years as an undergraduate, I personally conclude religion to be an organized panic about death. I would have had an equally productive time conversing with a paranoid schizophrenic, and it wouldn't have cost as much.
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