inverted dick

when the dick rejects the pussy.

when the pussy is so scary the dick hauls ass.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

Inverted Sugar Syrup

Inverted or invert1 sugar syrup is a sucrose-based syrup, produced by splitting each sucrose disaccharide molecule into its component monomers, glucose and fructose

Ingredients:Inverted sugar syrup, water, artificial flavors

by MarioXXX December 10, 2009

inverted pushpop

The act of inserting a non-erect penis into a vagina then having it becomes erect inside said vagina to give a push pop feeling

Person 1: "I didn't get it up in time so I just put it in flaccid."
Person 2: "How did it feel?"
Person 1: "Like a push pop just the other way around."
Person 2: "So an inverted pushpop?"

by the one with the stuff September 21, 2014

inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 30, 2015

inverted helicopter

The sexual act of a gentleman arching his back with dong pointed upwards, whilst his partner mounts said gentleman, fully lubricated, and spins atop his throbbing member.

Chastity: "I have to go see the doctor tomorrow."
Kristin: "Really? Why, do you have a cold?"
Chastity: "No, Randy gave me an inverted helicopter last night, and I think he tore my butt apart."

by Pauly Wanna November 9, 2015

inverted Hitler

A mustache with only the philtrum shaved.

Gomez Adams trims his mustache into an inverted Hitler.

by kungfumelissa October 19, 2017