Animal Barn

A modified eiffel tower with two women instead of one. Also commonly referred to as the Taj Mahal.

"It's feeding time at the animal barn"

"Dude, let's Taj Mahal those chicks over there."

by ketchfraize December 26, 2007

Mrs. Barnes

Your asshole, idiotic, fatass, and prick math teacher for 7th grade. She is a horrible teacher who is probably a child rapist. Would be a perfect match for Mr. Fanger.

"I heard the 7th-grade math teacher act's like a Mrs. Barnes."

by fuckmrsbarnes January 25, 2019

Cliff Barnes

Cliff Barnes, the character from Dallas, always fails. Calling someone "Cliff Barnes" implies constant failures

-Now I lost another client!
-Who are you? Cliff Barnes?

by OhNoNotAgain September 3, 2009

anger barn

A state of barely contained fury. Where your head is at when you're completely enraged. One activity that can be done while in the anger barn is to make hate bread with wheat that was ground in the fury mill and stored in the rage silo.

Oh my god , don't talk to me right now I'm in the anger barn! Driving in rush hour traffic puts a lot of people in the anger barn.

by kitahead May 8, 2007

barn food

any types of salad

...Des eating salad at party while everyone else on the table are eating meat, fish...

Gian: Des, what are you having?

Des: Salad.

Gian. Ewww. Why are you having barn food? They're for cows.

by Blahhhh08 December 28, 2010

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008

Marco barnes

Kind at first then will eventually become a snake and ruin girls lives

No bro, don’t trust him he’s such a Marco Barnes

by Suchatruther May 2, 2019