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gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 8, 2015
mugGet the gutter woodmug.

gutter twink

Jockstrap-wearing, popper-sniffing twink bottoms that roam gay clubs hunting for dick. Lost causes with no jobs who somehow still afford club entry and overpriced drinks.

Often found sucking off the DJ in the club bathrooms, with their hand down the front of your pants, or crying uncontrollably in a locked cubicle.
Fuck, I just passive-inhaled a massive cloud of amyl when i walked past that swarm of gutter twinks.
by cystophora May 11, 2018
mugGet the gutter twinkmug.

gutter bump

To thrust the penis between a woman's preferably large butt cheeks. Similar to titty fucking.
I didn't get to fuck her in the ass but atleast she was down to gutter bump.
by Zsuchanuk July 25, 2016
mugGet the gutter bumpmug.

Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.
"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."
by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021
mugGet the Gutter Bagelmug.

Gutter Dweller

Someone who is the lowest of the low. An individual who resides in the gutter.
by Moll1e March 14, 2021
mugGet the Gutter Dwellermug.

Hangin gutter

A man unzips his pants and let’s his limp dick hang out of the front of his pants.
Did you see Ed he was hangin gutter
by Murriden April 1, 2021
mugGet the Hangin guttermug.

Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting
Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.
by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010
mugGet the Gutter-blastingmug.

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