free ice cream

The term used by guys to address a girl who's easy to get; a girl who is not that hot but who guys hook up with anyway because they don't have to work for her.

Think of your least flavor of ice cream. If someone offered it to you for free, would you take it? Probably. If you had to pay for it, would you still buy it? Probably not. This is how guys think of girls. If there's a flavor of ice cream they don't have to work for, they'll take it. If it's not worth working for, then they wont.

Guy: "So you going to get with sally tonight? She's not that hot."
Other guy: "Yea I know but that's some free ice cream right there, she's dying for my dick."

by hellohelloworld October 17, 2011

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Ice Cream Sandwich

An action in sex, where a man ejaculates in between the breasts of a well endowed girl of brown-black skin tone, hence symbolizing the two sweet chocolate wafers and the gooey white center in between

I would love to give an ice cream sandwich to that black chick Mmmmmmmm!

by BlatantLie April 14, 2010

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Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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DTF Ice Cream

When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.

Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.

by AhChoo! November 10, 2009

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ice cream therapy

when someone, usually a girl, is sad over heartbreak or life being shitty, they eat ice cream without caring if it gets them fat because it makes them feel better for a bit

She fucked a guy but realized it was a huge mistake, so she went home and treated herself to some ice cream therapy.

by just some kiddo12345678 November 13, 2010

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