Insta Stalker

When someone views your instagram profile and watches your stories without following you.

John is an Insta stalker he watches my stories without following me.

by OnTop January 21, 2020

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Stallone Insta

The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.

Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta

by Pauliewise November 21, 2021

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Cadillac insta model

Most Instagram models are Cadillac insta models. They're super rich, they trick followers into believing their lies, deceit the Chevrolet insta models, and all they do for the money is use editing apps and show off their butts & boobs.

Named after the Cadillac, an expensive car.

All Cadillac insta models are what old virgin men are obsessed with.

Nastassia Ponomarenko is one example of a Cadillac insta model.

by Urban Husband January 12, 2019

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insta punishment

A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.

"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"

by Reali_D June 28, 2020

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Insta Pot

What the Instant Pot was called before it was altered due to the mandela effect. (Not to be confused with The Carbonaro Effect).

“Wow, Janice, this chili is delicious!”
“Thank you! I made it in our Insta Pot!”

by peachybaby September 7, 2021

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insta-cuck

When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"

(Playing Mario Kart)

Gamer #1: (throws green shell)

Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)

Gamer #1: DAMN IT!

Gamer #2: What?

Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself

by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018

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