humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.

“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “

by trickstaa June 17, 2022

hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 02, 2023

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 04, 2023

Corner humper

Another, more accurate name for campers in shooting games.

I just killed a corner humper and cheered before realizing how lonely I really am.

by oh i don't know February 03, 2016

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 06, 2021

hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 23, 2023