The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
by James Mathew Anderson May 19, 2010
Get the Humanmug. by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010
Get the Humansmug. The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.
Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014
Get the Humanitiesmug. by Barry Bonds May 20, 2006
Get the humanmug. Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
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Get the Humanmug. by As_red_as_blood January 6, 2016
Get the Humansmug. the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014
Get the humanmug.