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Tenor Horn

A awsome instrument far better than others like its friends the baritone or cornet. Tenor horn players are usually the best musicians of all time. And they well eventually take over the world.
by Robin. D. Lewis December 12, 2009
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Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009
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horn play

a kissing embrace in which the initiator's left hand is firmly placed on the partner's neck, while their right fondles the receiver's genitals
He was gentlemen enough to walk me to the door, but once he tried the horn play for our first kiss, I knew we wouldn't go out again.

For mine and my wife's successful marriage, all kudos go to the horn play.
by justtbecca May 8, 2010
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battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse
I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn
by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018
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Horn Pop

When a brass instruments points their horns up to the sky during a loud part in a marching band show to prevent the pit from going deaf. Not very effective when used by woodwinds.
Trumpets, measures 24-30 are going to be a horn pop, so be sure to play loud.
by Vodka Bottle January 5, 2016
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Rhino’s horn

An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.
I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.
by Dixieland grandad haver November 26, 2018
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Horn corn

Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo
"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"
by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022
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