homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

bougie homeless

When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)

"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"

by DeseCakes420 July 10, 2018

homeless-cidal

someone who wants to kill themselves because they are homeless and need a place to sleep.

The patient threatened suicide only because he was homeless and didn't have a place to sleep; therefore he became homeless-cidal

by ernurse63 May 8, 2015

Homeless

The obvious retort would be "If he wasn't homeless and destitute he probably wouldn't have wanted to show that chick in front of the train"

Hym "I mean, he's not homeless because he pushed a bitch in front of a train."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Homeless

A state of mind.

“I’m not homeless, the earth IS my home!

by pseudopen April 20, 2022

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021

Homeless Romantic

A person, typically male, who uses love bombing to secure a place to live on short notice.

See also: hobosexual, love train rider

Steve finessed his way into Sheila’s house for the weekend. That guy is a homeless romantic.

by lesigh79 August 14, 2025