hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

by frodo the great January 11, 2009

Helsinki hobbit

someone born and raised in Helsinki, the smallest of metropolis, someone who plans to stay there and study at the University of Helsinki or continue into the proletariat without studying, making only short trips abroad or up north, nevertheless never leaving the Shire

yo check out those Helsinki hobbits coming back from Tallinn with 16 cases of beer

by Lyffeoverfyffe March 25, 2025

Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

HOBBIT

A friend that is short and hot butt is also a pain in the ass

“Sup hobbit you lookin mighty sexy today”

by Ilovedillpiklesyummyccm July 30, 2022

Hobbit

Another word for a Introvert.

Joe: Hey have you seen James anywhere?
Jaques: No, he dosen't go outside often.
Joe: Oh so he's a Hobbit.

by AI Domitian May 2, 2023

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016