A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
by Apatoeman July 21, 2018
Get the Mam hammockmug. by MerMaker June 4, 2018
Get the Golden Hammock Spoonmug. PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
Get the hammock ridemug. When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.
by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017
Get the poo hammockmug. The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down
by Leonideez May 29, 2021
Get the Banana Hammockmug. A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?
by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018
Get the Banana Hammockmug. Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021
Get the mechanic hammockmug.