Rattlesnake Hammock

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock

"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

by Ghost_anon May 31, 2022

hammockable

A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.

Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.

by njmac57 May 04, 2019

Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 09, 2019

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker May 10, 2018

Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.

There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 16, 2020

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021