hooking a brother up

not having to wait an hour for a butter chicken in Lazeez

John Smith: "How come Ahmed got his tikka massalla before us?"

Jane Doe: "Beanie man was hooking a brother up"

by Rabaat March 09, 2009

Hook a steak up

A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.

Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.

by Dagawd July 26, 2006

I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 04, 2021

where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

Noun

Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

by pooping_quacker oat April 24, 2018

Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship

There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.

by Gessa2 December 03, 2016

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 06, 2016

Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.

Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022