When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
Get the Ed Sheeran Homeless mug.A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.
A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.
A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.
A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......
Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?
He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?
He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
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Get the Homeless Gang mug.The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
Get the Homeless Seppuku mug.A person with a home made out of tarp, camping equipment or repurposed recycled paper. Socially, this doesn’t count as a home, even though they lay their head there every night. Technically, the proper terminology is houseless. This is a person without a roof composed of masonry.
by explainlikeimfive September 19, 2019
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Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails
by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021
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